The Seniors (1978)
Dir: Rod Amateau
"These guys are getting straight A's in fun!"
I can't find a trailer for this goddamn movie on YouTube, so here's the whole thing:
Hey, I'm back. I hope you've all been well. This is the start of a new era in the basement; I'm hoping to do shorter, more frequent entries on an at least semi-regular basis. If you're looking for an explanation for my lengthy absence, I fell victim to a near-crippling bout of anxiety (which makes me feel like an enormous pussy, but what can you do?). Also, I've been going through a phase of doing more reading than movie watching. Also, happy Father's Day (this movie has nothing to do with fatherhood)!
Four horny college seniors (including a pre-fame Dennis Quaid and future Charles Band regular Jeffrey Byron), terrified of entering the working world, swindle their way into getting a grad student grant for studying the sexual habits of women aged 18-21. They initially use this ruse as a means of getting laid, but it soon turns into a booming, money-making sex clinic.
If you find tried-and-true gags like old people having sex and a guy getting laid while wearing a gorilla suit the height of hilarity, you'll love this movie. Seventies fetishists like me will appreciate it for its time-capsule qualities. Otherwise, it's pretty average. Priscilla Barnes (TV's Three's Company, The Devil's Rejects) appears and has a brief nude scene.
Sincerest thanks for reading, everyone, and for folks who care, I PROMISE I'll be back with a new entry soon.